Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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