Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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