we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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