Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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