Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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