I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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