she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
my liver is dry heaving
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