stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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