I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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