Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
We talked him into tasing himself.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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