You made me cry and you don't even care
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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