So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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