How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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