those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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