Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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