You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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