Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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