im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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