sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Bang-toberfest begins!!
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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