Duck Duck Cougar?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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