you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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