this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
tell me about the fingering
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