I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
