WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
tell me about the eggs
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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