The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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