i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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