He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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