If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
i think i just lost a toe
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
