It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
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