I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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