I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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