i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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