i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
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