I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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