chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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