Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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