ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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