Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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