How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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