I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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