Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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