Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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