Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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