Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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