She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
