Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
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