he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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