She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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