last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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