She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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