Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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