GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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