did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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