There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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